I would ordinarily say “Any depictions herein that have any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental”. In this instance, i think it might actually be more believable to say that Mr. Frank could see the RIGHT NOW. All the way back in the early 1970’s.

Step One: the Album Version (from Overnight Sensation)

Step Two: Saturday Night Live Version (The Mellow Christmas Edition; Just the first 3:26)

Step Three: Zappa Plays Zappa (Progeny Tribute Version)